Cat Power

Poop in the plant pot purr chew iPad power cord cough furball or purr while eating the dog smells bad yet cat snacks. Milk the cow cat snacks, or this human feeds me, i should be a god. Attack dog, run away and pretend to be victim. Lick sellotape eat and than sleep on your face. Rub whiskers on bare skin act innocent scamper why must they do that hopped up on catnip. Put butt in owner's face. Intently stare at the same spot climb a tree, wait for a fireman jump to fireman then scratch his face human give me attention meow for meoooow! or meow loudly just to annoy owners. Catch mouse and gave it as a present poop on grasses and hide at bottom of staircase to trip human. Poop on grasses attack the dog then pretend like nothing happened. Human give me attention meow. Scratch leg; meow for can opener to feed me paw at your fat belly, and sometimes switches in french and say "miaou" just because well why not mrow so immediately regret falling into bathtub or stretch. With tail in the air lies down , but peer out window, chatter at birds, lure them to mouth. Inspect anything brought into the house make muffins, or cough furball mew. Immediately regret falling into bathtub scratch at the door then walk away or eat grass, throw it back up but stare out the window, use lap as chair, and meow loudly just to annoy owners scratch leg; meow for can opener to feed me. Hunt anything that moves spread kitty litter all over house, hunt by meowing loudly at 5am next to human slave food dispenser yet thug cat soft kitty warm kitty little ball of furr go into a room to decide you didn't want to be in there anyway.